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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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spaceywhale:

I think it’s crazy that every living thing is related. We all descended from the same ancestor and that very first organism is what makes all connected.

spaceywhale:

And then Jesus said, “When I come back in three days, I better not see any eggs. I don’t care what you do; hide them, paint them, just get rid of them.”

I think it’s cool that no one in my family is religious, but we pick and choose to celebrate random religious holidays.
Like we don’t care here, all is good in my house.

spaceywhale:

And then Jesus said, “When I come back in three days, I better not see any eggs. I don’t care what you do; hide them, paint them, just get rid of them.”

spaceywhale:

I think it’s crazy that every living thing is related. We all descended from the same ancestor and that very first organism is what makes all connected.

And then Jesus said, “When I come back in three days, I better not see any eggs. I don’t care what you do; hide them, paint them, just get rid of them.”

spaceywhale:

I think it’s crazy that every living thing is related. We all descended from the same ancestor and that very first organism is what makes all connected.

Hello perfect
Anonymous

Hello

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Anonymous

I don’t reblog porn lol

I think it’s crazy that every living thing is related. We all descended from the same ancestor and that very first organism is what makes all connected.

spaceywhale:

This is my favorite gif ever omg

spaceywhale:

This is my favorite gif ever omg

dellconahger:

i had a weird dream and i don’t remember most of it but it ended with us having like. a pet bear. like an actual giant fucking bear. he was wearing a shirt. i don’t remember his name.

i don’t understand what’s weird about that dream